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A very shy guy goes into a tavern and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the
bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally walks over to her
and asks tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a
while?"
She responds by yelling at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you
tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed, and so he
slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles
at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate
student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing
situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean two hundred
dollars?"
LOL. Good comeback.
hahaha! very good!
Very funny. Hey, I think I've met that lady somewhere. Thanks.
Bob
lol, good one!
lol
I like it! hahah!